Older Woman

On the women older

Older woman will never accuse you of what you stole her best years, because they are until you've already stolen by someone else.

Older women run faster, because you always wear comfortable shoes.


Older woman more honest. She will call you "idiot" if you just behave with it accordingly. Young never call so because of fear of losing you.

Older woman had not become pregnant unexpectedly and suddenly decides that the two of you someone one to rush to get married. If the older woman becomes pregnant, you tend to budete the last to know.

Older woman will never suspect you that you are "using it". She's just using you.

Older woman just to call you and ask when you are comfortable to meet her, if you so desire. The young will also be an eternity to wait for the phone when you call her.

Older woman will never wake you up at night with a stupid question, "What are you thinking right now, darling?" Because she just does not care what you think.

Older woman always keeps a c0nd0m in her purse. Young is still hoping that will take care of you.

Older woman will cost you less. The young will cost you 12 glasses of Martini in the bar, and older woman will sleep with you after a cup of herbal tea at home.

Older woman may enjoy the day with bright red lipstick and not look like she just climbed into a jar of jam. This does not apply to a young girl.

Older woman always has a job where she has assumed medical insurance, including dental services. Young does not help you when your teeth hurt from playing hockey.

Older woman can cook. The young know the phone ordering pizza at a school around the corner.

Older woman will present you with all my friends. The young will hide you from them, that in your head you have not had an idea about ...

Older woman always has a delicious collection of luxury lingerie, the remainder of her former lovers. Teens rarely wear underwear, which virtually eliminates the possibility of a striptease.

Older woman foresight and sagacious. You never have to confess her affair on the side, because the devil-knows-how, but it is always herself about it already knows.

Older woman with a sense of self-esteem, so never arrange a tantrum in a public place.

Older woman are experienced and know that in bed you do not always get everything as it should after the 12th beer. The young can take a long time to realize this fact.

Older woman has a lot of girlfriends, most of whom also wants to sleep with you.

Differences between Male and Female

"We are hundreds to paycheck. Take half, and buy products, which would be enough for a week "

In this case, a woman will try to buy the allocated amount of cereals, vegetables, chicken ... In short, something inexpensive that can stretch for several days, not hungry, but do not spend too much.

A man brings the supermarket liter of beer, a pound of shrimp and a pack of cheap biscuits. At the just indignation of a woman he replied that he had bought her favorite cookies, so can not say that he was not thinking about the family. More after the break...

"On weekends, scheduled repairs in the kitchen"

Before the weekend a woman will try to make the kitchen all that can be broken, and will be covered with oilcloth furniture that would not want to slap paint.

A man will approach the issue on a larger scale - obderet wallpaper and tile, lime soskrebet from the ceiling. Return the kitchen to the human condition, he will, at best, a few months later - after a decade of reminders and the two scandals.

"Drop by for a cup of tea?"

Invite a friend for tea, the woman actually made tea, it will spill into cups and offer feast biscuits.

The man relaxed sit down in a chair, take off his jacket and starts a conversation. At this time, the kettle would not even put on a plate. Ten minutes later, plenty of slander, a man out of steam "so to hell with it, this tea!", And climb up to kiss.
"At half past six encounter near cafe"

The woman is late for half an hour, but it comes with a heap of excuses, excuses and tearjerker about torn in the worst possible moment stockings.

A man will come in time. In extreme cases - for ten minutes earlier.
"How am I tired of this job! It is necessary to search something else "

The woman will weigh options for a long time, to study the labor market, and only then be able to take a decision. She needs to think about tomorrow, since the need to feed the child remains even when the work really took.

The man with the noise retires from the hated work. On the question of the wife of the future security of the family will answer something upbeat and vague. The man just knows that everything will be fine.
"The temperature shot up, runny nose appeared"

Even with a temperature of about forty women will cook dinner and wash dishes. If it can move - it will take care of the family.

A man will not just be suffering from lung ailments - he will fight for life. Woman at this time relies feeding medications promakivat man his brow, and is filled with the importance of what is happening.
"You have to buy a box (refrigerator, washing machine, curtains)

A woman will poll some friends on the subject of their cabinets, asked for a visit to personally assess the piece of furniture. Then go down all known her furniture stores, explore the model, they pretend to their housing. After a week of torment buy, finally, a case and remain unhappy with your purchase.

Man to carve out half an hour in your schedule, go down to the nearest furniture store and buy a case, the seller will say that this is the best product of the month. Home may well turn out that the cabinet is absolutely not in harmony with the color of the wallpaper.

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10 Commandments for good wives

Even in the distant 17 th century Rabbi Yitzhak ben communities Poznan Elyakim especially for his daughter created a whole product in the format of the book, which is called a "good heart". There also have been described and these commandments for good wives after the break...

1. Be careful when your husband is angry. At this point, do not be no fun, no grumpy - smiled and said softly.

2. Do not make your husband wait for food. Hunger - the father of anger.

3. Do not wake him when he sleeps.

4. Be careful with his money. Do not hide from him his financial affairs.

5. Keep it secret. If he brags, and keep it a secret.

6. I do not approve of his enemies and not hate his friends.

7. I do not mind him and do not claim that your advice is better than him.

8. Do not expect the impossible.

9. If you will be attentive to his request, he will be your slave.

10. Do not say anything that would hurt him. If you're going to treat him like a king, he will treat you like a queen.